Pick-up lines...?Ace sidled up to his wife on the sofa, kissing her cheek sweetly.
She looked up from her book, a little annoyed that she had been interrupted.
He smirked, purring a little, his intentions anything but sweet.
"Is there are mirror on your pants? I think I see myself in them~"
"... What?" Top Hat asked, a lot confused.
Shrugging that failure off, Ace prepared another.
"Keep this quiet, but... I'm completely naked under these clothes."
"... Um..." Top Hat raised an eyebrow, trying to get what Ace was trying to do.
"There's a sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes 100% off~"
She finally got it, glaring at Ace so hard that the phrase 'if looks could kill' sprung to mind.
"Stop trying to use these stupid pick-up lines on me!"
Still not ready to give up, Ace tried another.
"... My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear."
"But I am!" Top Hat snapped. She was very irritated by this time, but Ave wouldn't break stride.
"Huh. It must be an hour fast.
Ace smiled warmly at his wife as she held on to his arm. They were walking down the brightly lit streets of Vegas to a restaurant Ace knew well.
It was their anniversary, and Ace tried to surprise his diamond with something different every year, but for once, he wanted something that might be a little cliché for some, but still romantic in his mind.
"Reservation for Eden?" Ace asked at the door. The finely dressed man nodded, showing them to their rooftop seat.
The stars were out in force, and it was a warm night. Candles safely tucked in ornate glass domes adorned the tables. Thankfully, the flames were so small they didn't bother Top Hat.
Ace pulled out Top Hat's seat for her, smiling as he took his own.
"It's beautiful tonight." She said, smirking slightly as she knew just what would come out of her husband's mouth in response.
"Not as beautiful as you, my diamond~"
"I knew you would say that."
"You know me too well." He grinned.
They browsed the menus a little